"We Three Kings Of Cheltenham Spa", comedy lyrics by Louise Etheridge, to the tune of We Three Kings Of Orient Are by John Henry Hopkins

Welcome to the Wrong Christmas Songs series of lyric sheets.

This series gives you rude and/or funny alternative lyrics to Christmas songs that you know well, or arrangements for choirs who want to exercise their playful side.

For an alternative Christmas, why not sing some cheeky Christmas songs? "We Three Kings Of Cheltenham Spa" is a funny, slightly naughty lyric to the tune of (guess what) We Three Kings Of Orient Are by John Henry Hopkins. There are four rude words in this one: sh*t, bl**dy, cr*p and masturb@ting.  Rejoice!