"From Here To Maternity", comedy lyrics by Louise Etheridge to the tune of "Jingle Bells" by J. S. Pierpont

Welcome to the "Wrong Christmas Songs" series of lyric sheets.

This series gives you rude and/or funny alternative lyrics to Christmas songs that you know well, or arrangements for choirs who want to exercise their playful side.

For an alternative Christmas, why not sing some cheeky Christmas songs? "From Here to Maternity", or the not-so-virgin birth, is a funny, slightly naughty lyric to the tune of Jingle Bells. No swearing or rude words but there are sexual references. In fact, it's ALL sexual references. Rejoice and be glad!